Addition to Murphys Laws

A new Murphys Law has been identified. It is:

A dog is a mans best friend

Explaination:

Give a dog to a girlfriend and you will no longer be the boyfriend. The rule applies even if the dog is female. You still lose your boyfriend status.

What could be better than this?
Men, tired of your girlfriend? Want a new one? Just give her a dog and then she will forget you. No heartache for her, no headache for you.

Yapppppeeeeeeeeeee DDDDooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Free Again.

"If you jump on me...

...i will probably slap you on the nose!"

Thats what you have to hear when your girlfriend gets a dog!

Provoked!

The silence before the storm!