Friday 6 July 2007

Mallu Jokes!

Enough of Sardar Jokes!
Mallu Jokes are here!

1. What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
A. Ingum-Dax

2. Where did the Malayali study?
A. Yin ko-liage


3. Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
A. She iz veri bissi

4. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A. To go to Thuubai-zimbly to meet her ungle yin the Gelff

5. Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
A. To yearn meney

6. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A. She zimbly jembd out of the vindow

7. What is Malayali management graduate called?
A. Yem Bee Yea

8. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A. An Otto

9. Where does she pray?
A. Eether in a Temble, Chirch or Maask

10. Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A. Malaya Lee, of course